00666--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-119



MullaNasrudin was talking with his neighbour over the back fence.
"Was not that something," said the neighbour, "the way Lucy's stove exploded last night? The explosion blew her and her husband right out of the front door into the street! "

"YES,” said the Mulla. "THAT'S THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE GONE OUT TOGETHER IN THIRTY YEARS."

00665--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-118




MullaNasrudin came home about midnight and threw himself on the couch in the living room. He woke his wife up with his clumsiness and she stuck her head out of the bedroom door and said, "Well, you finally came home. I guess you found that your home is the best place to be this time of the night."


"NOT EXACTLY," said Nasrudin, "BUT IT'S THE ONLY PLACE THAT'S OPEN AFTER MIDNIGHT."

00664--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-117




MullaNasrudin and his neighbour were greeting each other.
"Good morning," said the Mulla. "You are looking fine this morning."
"I am sorry I can't say the same thing for you," said the neighbour.

"YOU COULD," said Nasrudin, "IF YOU WERE AS BIG A LIAR AS I AM."

00663--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-116





MullaNasrudin and his friend were talking about their wives.
"My wife is very touchy," said the friend. "The least little thing sets her off."

"You are lucky," said Nasrudin. "MINE IS A SELF-STARTER."

00662--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-115



"When I was broke," MullaNasrudin told his neighbour, "Harry volunteered to lend me $1000"
"Did you take it?" his neighbour asked.

"NO," said Nasrudin. "THAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP IS TOO VALUABLE TO LOSE."

00661--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-114




"Look here," she said to MullaNasrudin, "Why do you always come to my house to beg?"
"Doctor's orders, lady," said the Mulla.
"What do you mean, doctor's orders?" she asked.

"He told me," saidNasrudin, "THAT WHEN I FOUND FOOD THAT AGREED WITH ME, I SHOULD STICK TO IT."

00660--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-113




MullaNasrudin's wife was feeling a bit sorry for herself. "You don't seem as devoted to me as you used to," she complained. "Do you still love me?"

Nasrudin looked up from his newspaper and shouted, "YES, I STILL LOVE YOU. NOW SHUT YOUR BIG MOUTH AND LET ME READ MY PAPER."

00659--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-112





A friend gave a bottle of cheap liquor to MullaNasrudin as a birthday present. Later he asked the Mulla how it was.
"It was just exactly right," said the Mulla.
"What do you mean just right?" asked the friend.

"WELL," said Nasrudin, "IF IT HAD BEEN ANY BETTER YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME, IF IT HAD BEEN ANY WORSE, I COULDN'T HAVE DRUNK IT."



00658--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-111




Every chair in the doctor's waiting room was taken. Several people were standing.

 There was no word from the doctor. Finally, MullaNasrudin stood up wearily and 

said, "WELL, I GUESS I WILL JUST GO HOME AND DIE NATURAL DEATH."

00657--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-110





MullaNasrudin and his neighbour were chatting.
"Yesterday, I took a girl to the coke bar in the afternoon," said the neighbour, "and I paid for that. Then I took her to the drive-in for a hot dog and I paid for that. After that, I took her to a movie, and I paid for that.  Then I took her to a nightclub and I paid for that. Do you think I should have kissed her goodnight, Mulla?"

"NO," said Nasrudin. "I THINK YOU DID ENOUGH FOR HER FOR ONE DAY."

00656--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-109




MullaNasrudin was bragging to his friend about his family.
"When I go home at night," he said, "everything is ready for me, my slippers, my pipe, the easy chair in the corner with the light turned on, my book open at the same place I left it the night before -- and always plenty of hot water."
"I get all that stuff about the slippers and easy chair and book and the pipe," his friend said, "but what about the hot water, Mulla?"

"WELL," replied Nasrudin, "MY FAMILY LOVES ME. YOU DON'T THINK THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE ME WASH DISHES IN COLD WATER, DO YOU?"

00655--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-108




MullaNasrudin was weeping and complaining in a bar.

"I don't have anything to worry about," he said. "My wife takes care of my money. My mother-in-law tends to my business. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS WORK."

00654--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-107





MullaNasrudin had just bought a dog and was bragging about his good points to a friend.
"He is not what you would call a pedigree dog," said the Mulla, "but no prowler could come near the house without him letting us know about it."
"What does he do?" asked the friend. "Bark and arouse the neighbourhood?"

"NO," said Nasrudinproudly,"HE CRAWLS UNDER THE BED."

00653--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-106





MullaNasrudin said to a man sitting next to him in a bar, "one drink always makes me drunk."
"Really?" asked the stranger, "only one?"

"YES," said the Mulla. "AND IT'S USUALLY THE SIXTH."

00652--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-105





The parents-teachers association meeting was becoming rather spirited as the question of male versus female teachers was being discussed.
"I say that women make the best teachers," said one large and noisy woman. "Where would man be if it were not for women?"

"IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN EATING WATERMELON AND TAKING IT EASY," shouted MullaNasrudin from the back.

00651--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-104




MullaNasrudin stopped the doctor on the street one summer day. "You remember when you cured my rheumatism ten years ago, Doctor," asked the Mulla, "and told me not to get wet?"
"Y-e-s, Yes, I remember," said the doctor.

"WELL, I JUST WONDERED IF YOU THINK IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO TAKE A BATH YET," said Nasrudin.

00650--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-103





A man and wife checked in at a resort hotel. After cleaning up, the lady forgot to turn off the faucets in the bathroom. Half an hour later, MullaNasrudin, the guest in the room directly under them, opened his
window, stuck out his head and called upstairs to attract their attention.
"Hey, you up there!" shouted the Mulla.
The man upstairs opened his window and stuck out his head. "What's the matter?" he asked.
"Turn off those faucets in your bathroom!" demanded Nasrudin. "It's pouring down here. What's the matter with you? You must be a dope." He ended his tirade with a wild outburst of profanity.
"Wait a minute," said the man upstairs. "Stop your cursing. I have got a lady up here."

"WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE GOT DOWN HERE," yelled Nasrudin, "A DUCK?"

00649--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-102



The burglar was not only carrying a mean-looking gun, he also appeared to be drunk. "Get ready to die," he said to MullaNasrudin. "I am going to shoot you."
"Why shoot me?" asked the Mulla.
"I have always said that I would shoot anyone who looked like me," the burglar said.
"And do I look like you?" asked the Mulla.
"Yes, you do," said the burglar.

"THAN GO AHEAD AND SHOOT," said Nasrudin. "ONE LESS LIKE YOU, THE BETTER."

00648--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-101



As usual, MullaNasrudin showed up for supper with dirty hands and a dirty face.
"Go wash up," his wife screamed at him. "Night after night I tell you. And night after night you always come to the table without washing. Why don't you ever do it without my shouting at you?"

"WELL," said the Mulla, "IT'S ALWAYS WORTH A TRY. WHO KNOWS? YOU MIGHT FORGET ONCE."




00647--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-100




Mulla Nasrudin called on the minister and told him a distressing story of poverty and misery in the neighbourhood.
"This poor widow," said the Mulla, "with four starving children to feed, is sick in bed with no money for the doctor, and besides that she owes $100 rent for three months and is about to be evicted. I'm out trying to help raise the rent money. I wondered if you can help?"
"I certainly can," said the minister. "If you can give your time to this cause, so can I. By the way, who are you?"

"I AM THE LANDLORD," said Nasrudin.

00646--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-99




Mulla Nasrudin limped into a doctor's office with a badly swollen ankle.
"Goodness, Man," said the doctor, after looking at Nasrudin's ankle, "how long has it been in this condition?"
"About three weeks," said the Mulla.
"Why, this ankle is broken," said the doctor. "Why didn't you come to me right away?"

"Well, I sort of hesitated," said the Mulla, "BECAUSE EVERY TIME I SAY ANYTHING IS WRONG WITH ME, MY WIFE INSISTS THAT I STOP SMOKING."

00645--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-98





Mulla Nasrudin: "A pack of cigarettes, please."
Clerk: "Yes, Sir, regular or king size?"
Nasrudin: "King size."
Clerk: "Filter or plain?"
Nasrudin: "Filter."
Clerk: "Menthol or non-menthol?"
Nasrudin: "Non-menthol."
Clerk: "Pack or box?"
Nasrudin: "Box."
Clerk: "Turkish blend or -- "

Nasrudin: "FORGET IT PLEASE! I JUST GAVE UP THE HABIT!"

00644--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-97



Mulla Nasrudin and one of his friends were lying on the green grass beside a country road. Above them was the warm sun. Birds were singing in the trees. It was quiet, restful, and a peaceful scene.
"Boy," said the Mulla, "right now I would not change places with anybody not for a million dollars."
"How about five million, Mulla?" asked his friend.
"No, not even for five million," said the Mulla.
"Well," said the other, "how about one dollar?"

Mulla Nasrudin sat up. "WELL," he said, "THAT'S DIFFERENT. NOW YOU ARE TALKING REAL MONEY."

00643--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-96




Mulla Nasrudin was sitting under a tree chatting with a neighbour, when his boy came up the road carrying a chicken.
"Where did you get that chicken?" Nasrudin asked his boy.
"Stole it," said the boy.

Mulla Nasrudin turned to his friend and said proudly, "THIS IS MY BOY. HE MAY STEAL, BUT HE WON'T LIE."

00642--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-95



Mulla Nasrudin was drinking too much. So much that it began to worry his friends. Finally, they figured out a plan to cure him. The plan was for one of them to dress up like a devil, with horns and a pitchfork.
They planned to scare the Mulla into giving up drink.
Late one night,as Nasrudin headed home drunk, his friend jumped from behind a tree and shouted, "You will have to stop drinking!"
"Who are you?" asked the Mulla.
"I am the devil," said his friend.

"OH, YOU ARE THE DEVIL," said Nasrudin. "I AM GLAD TO MEET YOU. I AM THE GUY WHO MARRIED YOUR SISTER."

00641--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-94




A mechanic sold a car he had fixed up and repaired to his friend, Mulla Nasrudin. The next day he was sorry he sold it, so he went to see the Mulla.
"I will buy the car back from you," he said, "and give you fifty dollars' profit."
So Nasrudin sold him the car. The following day, he looked up the mechanic.
"I am sorry I sold the car back to you," the Mulla said. "I will give you seventy-five dollars' profit for it."
So the Mulla bought the car back. The next day, the mechanic was sorry he sold it and bought it back again, giving Nasrudin one hundred dollars profit. The following day, the Mulla came to buy it back, but learned that the mechanic had sold it to a used-car dealer.

"YOU DOPE! WHY DID YOU SELL IT TO A STRANGER?" said Nasrudin, "ESPECIALLY WHEN WE WERE BOTH MAKING SUCH A WONDERFUL LIVING OUT OF IT."

00640--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-93




Mulla Nasrudin had been working day and night throughout his district in a life or death struggle for reelection. He was relaxing one evening, following a speech, in the home of a friend.
"I have heard your speeches," his friend said, "but I think the real question is what will you do if you are re-elected."

"NO," said Nasrudin, "THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT WILL I DO IF I AM NOT."

00639--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-92




Mulla Nasrudin lived far beyond his means and was constantly hounded by his creditors. But he was so used to them that their presence caused him no distress. In fact, he treated them with the utmost courtesy.
Once he even served a bill collector champagne.
"If you cannot afford to pay your debts," the bill collector demanded, "how can you afford to serve champagne?"

"DON'T GET SORE," said Nasrudin, "I ASSURE YOU, THIS HASN'T BEEN PAID FOR EITHER, SIR."

00638--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-91



A member of the finance committee called on Mulla Nasrudin.
"I am calling about the yearly contribution to the fund for converting the heathen," he said. "last year you gave a rupee."

"WHAT!" said Nasrudin in surprise "HAVEN'T YOU CONVERTED THEM YET?"

00637--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-90




The bus was crowded when the little old lady got on, and Mulla Nasrudin stood up. She pushed the Mulla back gently and said, "No, thanks."
Nasrudin tried to rise again and she pushed him back a second time. Finally, Nasrudin said to her,

"PLEASE LET ME GET UP, LADY, I AM TWO BLOCKS PAST MY STOP NOW."

00636--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-89



Mulla Nasrudin came home and was told by his wife that the cook had quit.
"Again?" moaned the Mulla. "What was the matter this time?"
"You were!" said his wife. "She said you used insulting language to her over the phone this morning."

"GOOD GRIEF! " said Nasrudin. "I AM SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO YOU. "

00635--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-88





Mulla Nasrudin was telling his friends in the tavern one day about his family.

"Nine boys," he said, "and all good, except Abdul. HE LEARNED TO READ."

00634--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-87




Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, "What can I do to relieve the pain?"
"I will tell you what I do," his friend said. "When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes me until finally I forget all about the pain."

Nasrudin brightened up and said: "GEE, THAT'S WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?"

00633--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-86




"Oh, what a funny-looking cow," the young city-girl said to Mulla Nasrudin.

"There are many reasons," said Nasrudin, "why a cow does not have horns. Some do not grow them until late in life. Others are dehorned. Some breeds are not supposed to have horns. AND, THIS PARTICULAR COW DOES NOT HAVE HORNS BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE!"

00632--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-85



A young playwright gave a special invitation to Mulla Nasrudin to watch his new play. The Mulla came to the play, but slept through the entire performance.
The young playwright was indignant and said, "How could you sleep when you knew how much I wanted your opinion?"

"YOUNG MAN," said Nasrudin, "SLEEP IS AN OPINION."

00631--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-84



Mulla Nasrudin had lost out in the last election and was feeling sorry for himself.
"I was a victim," he said, "nothing but a victim."
"A victim?, asked a friend. "A victim of what?"

"A VICTIM OF ACCURATE COUNTING," said Nasrudin.

00630--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-83




Mulla Nasrudin called on a psychiatrist and told him that he had problems and needed help.
"I want to talk to you," said the Mulla, "because my ethics have not been what they should be and my conscience is bothering me."
"I understand," the psychiatrist said, "and you want me to help you build up a stronger will power, is that it?"

"NO," said Nasrudin, "THAT'S NOT IT. I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WEAKEN MY CONSCIENCE."

00629--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-82



Mulla Nasrudin said to his wife, "My dear, this article says women need more sleep than men."
"Is that right? " she said .

"YES, DEAR," said the Mulla, "SO MAYBE YOU'D BETTER NOT WAIT UP FOR ME TONIGHT."

00628--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-81



It had been a real big night at the tavern. Mulla Nasrudin had to be carried back to his shack by his friends. When he woke up the next day, he was started to see a huge ape sitting on the foot of his bunk. He carefully reached for his 45. He took careful aim and said, "IF YOU ARE A REAL MONKEY, YOU ARE IN A BAD FIX. BUT IF YOU ARE NOT, THEN I AM."

00627--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-80



Mulla Nasrudin was telling his wife about a dream he had experienced the night before. "It was terrible," he said. "I was at a birthday party at Joe's house. His mother had baked a chocolate cake three feet high, and when she cut it everybody was given a piece that was so large that it hung over the sides of the plate. Then she dipped up some homemade ice cream. She had so much of it that she had to give each one of us our share in a soup bowl."
"What was so terrible about that dream?" asked his wife.

"OH," said Nasrudin, "I WOKE UP BEFORE I COULD GET THE FIRST TASTE."

00626--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-79



"Insurance is the greatest thing in the world," the eager insurance salesman said to his prospect, Mulla Nasrudin. "Why, I carry a $75,000 policy on my own life, payable to my wife."

"IN THAT CASE," said Nasrudin, "WHAT EXCUSE DO YOU HAVE FOR LIVING?"

00625--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-78




Mulla Nasrudin went to see his lawyer about a divorce.
"What grounds do you think you have for a divorce?" the lawyer asked.
"It's my wife's manners," said the Mulla. "She has such bad table manners that she is disgracing the whole family."
"That's bad," the lawyer said. "How long have you been married?"
"Nine years," said the Mulla.
"If you have been able to put up with her table manners for nine years, I can't understand why you want a divorce now," the lawyer said.

"WELL," said Nasrudin, "I DIDN'T KNOW IT BEFORE. I JUST BOUGHT A BOOK OF ETIQUETTE THIS MORNING."

00624--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-77




Mulla Nasrudin had been fishing all afternoon. A man, who had just walked up, asked him, "How many have you caught today, Mulla?"

"Well," said Nasrudin, "IF I CATCH THIS ONE THAT'S NIBBLING, AND THEN TWO MORE, I WILL HAVE THREE."

00623--Mulla Nasrudin Stories -76




"Doctor," a woman said as she rushed into Mulla Nasrudin's house, "I want you to tell me frankly, exactly what is wrong with me."
Nasrudin looked her over from head to foot, then said, "Madam, I have three things to tell you. First, you are about fifty pounds overweight, Second, your looks would be improved if you took off several layers of rouge and lipstick. AND THIRD, I AM NOT THE DOCTOR. THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE IS ACROSS

THE STREET."

00622--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-75



Mulla Nasrudin was complaining about his wife to a friend.
"I don't know what I am going to do about her," he said. "She has the worst memory in the world."
"You mean she forgets everything?" asked his friend.

"HECK, NO," said Nasrudin. "SHE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING."

00621--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-74




Mulla Nasrudin rushed into a bar and said breathlessly, "The usual, please, and hurry, I gotta catch my train."
The bartender set up five martinis in a row and the Mulla gulped the second, third and fourth, leaving the first and last drinks on the bar. Then he rushed out as rapidly as he had entered.
A bystander asked the bartender why the customer left the two drinks.

"Oh, he does that all the time," said the bartender. "He says THE FIRST ONE ALWAYS TASTES TERRIBLE AND THE LAST ONE GETS HIM IN TROUBLE AT HOME."

00620--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-73



The new man in town told Mulla Nasrudin,
"I have come out here to make an honest living."

"WELL," said the Mulla, "THERE'S NOT MUCH COMPETITION."

00619--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-72




Mulla Nasrudin was complaining about the slowness of the bus to the driver.
After he couldn't stand the complaining any longer, the driver said, "If you don't like it, why don't you get out and walk?"

"I WOULD," said the Mulla, "BUT MY WIFE IS GOING TO MEET ME AND SHE DOESN'T EXPECT ME UNTIL THIS BUS GETS THERE."

00618--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-71




The rival political candidates were scheduled to speak at the county fair on the same program. Mulla Nasrudin was chosen to introduce them. He arose and said, "I want to present to you a man who, above anyone, has the welfare of each and every one of you at heart. More than anyone I know, he is devoted to our great and glorious nation."

Then he turned to the candidates and asked, "WHICH OF YOU FELLOWS WANTS TO TALK FIRST?"

00617--Mulla Nasrudin Stories-70



The election was being challenged by the defeated candidate, Mulla Nasrudin.

"I know it was crooked," said the Mulla. "A FRIEND OF MINE VOTED FOR ME FIFTEEN TIMES IN THE THIRD PRECINCT AND I DIDN'T GET BUT FOUR VOTES THERE."

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