Mulla Nasrudin came home and was told
by his wife that the cook had quit.
"Again?" moaned the Mulla.
"What was the matter this time?"
"You were!" said his wife.
"She said you used insulting language to her over the phone this
morning."
"GOOD GRIEF! " said Nasrudin.
"I AM SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO YOU. "
