The bus was crowded when the little old
lady got on, and Mulla Nasrudin stood up. She pushed the Mulla back gently and
said, "No, thanks."
Nasrudin tried to rise again and she
pushed him back a second time. Finally, Nasrudin said to her,
"PLEASE LET ME GET UP, LADY, I AM
TWO BLOCKS PAST MY STOP NOW."
