Mulla Nasrudin called on a psychiatrist
and told him that he had problems and needed help.
"I want to talk to you," said
the Mulla, "because my ethics have not been what they should be and my conscience
is bothering me."
"I understand," the
psychiatrist said, "and you want me to help you build up a stronger will
power, is that it?"
"NO," said Nasrudin,
"THAT'S NOT IT. I WANT YOU TO TRY TO WEAKEN MY CONSCIENCE."
