MullaNasrudin and his neighbour were
chatting.
"Yesterday, I took a girl to the
coke bar in the afternoon," said the neighbour, "and I paid for that.
Then I took her to the drive-in for a hot dog and I paid for that. After that,
I took her to a movie, and I paid for that.
Then I took her to a nightclub and I paid for that. Do you think I
should have kissed her goodnight, Mulla?"
"NO," said Nasrudin. "I
THINK YOU DID ENOUGH FOR HER FOR ONE DAY."
