MullaNasrudin and his neighbour were chatting.
"Yesterday, I took a girl to the coke bar in the afternoon," said the neighbour, "and I paid for that. Then I took her to the drive-in for a hot dog and I paid for that. After that, I took her to a movie, and I paid for that. Then I took her to a nightclub and I paid for that. Do you think I should have kissed her goodnight, Mulla?"
"NO," said Nasrudin. "I THINK YOU DID ENOUGH FOR HER FOR ONE DAY."