"Doctor," a woman said as she
rushed into Mulla Nasrudin's house, "I want you to tell me frankly, exactly
what is wrong with me."
Nasrudin looked her over from head to
foot, then said, "Madam, I have three things to tell you. First, you are
about fifty pounds overweight, Second, your looks would be improved if you took
off several layers of rouge and lipstick. AND THIRD, I AM NOT THE DOCTOR. THE
DOCTOR'S OFFICE IS ACROSS
THE STREET."
