A man and wife checked in at a resort
hotel. After cleaning up, the lady forgot to turn off the faucets in the
bathroom. Half an hour later, MullaNasrudin, the guest in the room directly
under them, opened his
window, stuck out his head and called
upstairs to attract their attention.
"Hey, you up there!" shouted
the Mulla.
The man upstairs opened his window and
stuck out his head. "What's the matter?" he asked.
"Turn off those faucets in your
bathroom!" demanded Nasrudin. "It's pouring down here. What's the
matter with you? You must be a dope." He ended his tirade with a wild
outburst of profanity.
"Wait a minute," said the man
upstairs. "Stop your cursing. I have got a lady up here."
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I HAVE GOT DOWN
HERE," yelled Nasrudin, "A DUCK?"
