Mulla Nasrudin was called in the election bribery case.
"You say," asked the judge, "that you were given $10 to vote for the Democrats, and you got another
$10 to vote for the republicans?"
"Yes, Sir, Your Honour," said the Mulla.
"And how did you vote?" asked the judge.
"YOUR HONOUR," said Nasrudin, "I VOTED ACCORDING TO MY CONSCIENCE."