A college freshman was talking about girls with MullaNasrudin. "Which would you advise me to do? Marry a sensible girl or a beautiful girl, Mulla?" he asked.
"I don't think you will be able to marry either," said the Mulla.
"Why not?" asked the freshman.
"IT'S LOGICAL," said Nasrudin. "A BEAUTIFUL GIRL COULD DO BETTER AND A SENSIBLE! GIRL WOULD KNOW BETTER."