"What are you doing hiding under the bed?" asked MullaNasrudin's wife.
"It's all lightening and thunder," said the Mulla. "And I don't want to get struck by lightening.
"Oh, that's silly," said his wife. "If lightening is going to strike you, it will strike you no matter where you are."
"THAT'S ALL RIGHT," said Nasrudin. "BUT, IF IT IS GOING TO STRIKE ME, I JUST WANT TO BE HARD TO FIND."