Mulla Nasrudin and his wife were
gossiping about the recent wedding scandal.
"Just think," said the wife,
"it was just as the bride was coming down the aisle that the groom
suddenly turned and ran from the church and skipped town. I guess he lost his
nerve."
"OH, I DON'T THINK SO," said
the Mulla. "I FIGURE HE FOUND IT."
