Mulla Nasrudin came up and shook hands
with the future bridegroom.
"Congratulations, friend," he
said, "on this, one of the happiest days of your life."
"But I am not getting married
until tomorrow," said the future bridegroom.
"I KNOW," said the Mulla.
"THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS ONE OF YOUR HAPPIEST DAYS."
