A young man had just passed his
examination for his private pilot's license. He wanted to show off and persuaded
the Mulla Nasrudin to go up with him.
When they landed, the Mulla said:
"Thanks for the two rides."
"What do you mean,two rides,
Uncle?" asked the young man. "You had only one."
"Oh no," said Nasrudin. "TWO. MY FIRST
AND MY LAST."