Mulla Nasrudin was applying for a job.
"Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it," the
personnel director said. "We take it out of your salary each month."
"The last place I worked, they
paid for it," said the Mulla.
"That's unusual," the
personnel man said. "How much vacation did you get?"
"Six weeks," replied the
Mulla.
"Did you get a bonus?" the
personnel man asked.
"Yes," said the Mulla.
"Not only that, they gave us an annual bonus, sent us a turkey on
Thanksgiving, gave us the use of a company car and threw a big barbecue for us
each year."
"Why did you leave?" asked
the personnel director.
"THEY WENT BUSTED," said
Nasrudin.
