MullaNasrudin was talking with his
neighbour over the back fence.
"Was not that something,"
said the neighbour, "the way Lucy's stove exploded last night? The
explosion blew her and her husband right out of the front door into the street!
"
"YES,” said the Mulla.
"THAT'S THE FIRST TIME THEY HAVE GONE OUT TOGETHER IN THIRTY YEARS."