MullaNasrudin came home about midnight
and threw himself on the couch in the living room. He woke his wife up with his
clumsiness and she stuck her head out of the bedroom door and said, "Well,
you finally came home. I guess you found that your home is the best place to be
this time of the night."
"NOT EXACTLY," said Nasrudin,
"BUT IT'S THE ONLY PLACE THAT'S OPEN AFTER MIDNIGHT."