A drunk sat next to old MullaNasrudin on a bus. Thinking MullaNasrudin to be a preacher from hisappearance and trying to start a conversation, he said, "I ain't going to heaven. There ain't no heaven."
The Mulla never said a word.
"I say there ain't no heaven," said the drunk in a loud voice.
The Mulla still didn't answer him.
"I said I ain't going to heaven," shouted the drunk.
MullaNasrudin quietly turned to the drunk and said, "WELL, GO TO HELL, THEN; BUT BE QUIETABOUT IT."