MullaNasrudin left his young wife alone on the beach for a few minutes. When he came back, he saw a crowd of excited people gathered at the water's edge. "What's the matter?" he asked a cop.
"They just pulled some dame out of the water," was the reply. The Mulla investigated and found that the rescued party was his wife. "What are you doing to her?" he cried.
"We are giving her artificial respiration," was the answer.
"Artificial, hell," screamed Nasrudin. "Give her the real thing. I will pay for it."