Mulla Nasrudin
and his two friends were talking about their resemblances.
The first friend
said, "My face resembles that of Winston Churchill. I have often been
mistaken for him."
The second said,
"In my case, people think I am President Nixon and ask me for my
autograph."
Mulla said,
"That's nothing. Well, in my case, I have been mistaken for God
Himself."
The first and
second asked together, "How?"
Mulla Nasrudin
said, "Well, when I was convicted and sent to jail for the fourth time, on
seeing me the jailer
exclaimed, 'Oh God, you have come again!' "