Mulla Nasrudin's mother, worrying about
her son's safety, said to him:
"Didn't I say you should not let
that girl come over to your room last night? You know how things like that
worry me."
"But I didn't invite her to my
room," said Nasrudin. "I went over to her room. NOW YOU CAN LET HER
MOTHER DO THE WORRYING."