Mulla Nasrudin was called in the
election bribery case.
"You say," asked the judge,
"that you were given $10 to vote for the Democrats, and you got another
$10 to vote for the republicans?"
"Yes, Sir, Your Honour," said
the Mulla.
"And how did you vote?" asked
the judge.
"YOUR HONOUR," said Nasrudin,
"I VOTED ACCORDING TO MY CONSCIENCE."