Mulla Nasrudin: "A pack of
cigarettes, please."
Clerk: "Yes, Sir, regular or king
size?"
Nasrudin: "King size."
Clerk: "Filter or plain?"
Nasrudin: "Filter."
Clerk: "Menthol or
non-menthol?"
Nasrudin: "Non-menthol."
Clerk: "Pack or box?"
Nasrudin: "Box."
Clerk: "Turkish blend or -- "
Nasrudin: "FORGET IT PLEASE! I
JUST GAVE UP THE HABIT!"