The editor of the local newspaper was
beside himself. He said to Mulla Nasrudin in the teahouse: "What are we
going to do for our front page tonight? Nothing scandalous has happened in town
for almost twenty-four hours!"
"TAKE IT EASY " said
Nasrudin. "SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN. YOU SHOULDN'T LOSE FAITH IN HUMAN
NATURE, SIR."