A college freshman was talking about
girls with MullaNasrudin. "Which would you advise me to do? Marry a
sensible girl or a beautiful girl, Mulla?" he asked.
"I don't think you will be able to
marry either," said the Mulla.
"Why not?" asked the
freshman.
"IT'S LOGICAL," said
Nasrudin. "A BEAUTIFUL GIRL COULD DO BETTER AND A SENSIBLE! GIRL WOULD
KNOW BETTER."