MullaNasrudin was milking a cow, when
suddenly a bull tore across the meadow toward him. The Mulla didn't move, but
kept on milking. Several men, who were watching from the next field, were
surprised when the bull stopped dead within a few yards of the Mulla. He then
turned around and walked away.
"Were you not afraid, Mulla?"
asked the men.
"OF COURSE NOT," replied
Nasrudin. "THIS COW IS HIS MOTHER-IN-LAW."