New neighbours had moved in and had
been under observation for several days.
"They seem like a most devoted
couple," said MullaNasrudin's wife to her husband. "Every time he
leaves for work she comes out on the porch and he hugs and kisses her. Why
don't you do that?"
"ME?" said Nasrudin. "I
SHOULD SAY NOT. I HAVE NOT EVEN BEEN INTRODUCED TO HER YET."