"What are you doing hiding under
the bed?" asked MullaNasrudin's wife.
"It's all lightening and
thunder," said the Mulla. "And I don't want to get struck by
lightening.
"Oh, that's silly," said his wife.
"If lightening is going to strike you, it will strike you no matter where
you are."
"THAT'S ALL RIGHT," said
Nasrudin. "BUT, IF IT IS GOING TO STRIKE ME, I JUST WANT TO BE HARD TO
FIND."