Mulla Nasrudin approached a
genteel-appearing, elderly man with his tale of woe and a request for assistance.
The old gentleman refused him, saying,
"I am sorry, my friend, I have no money, but I can give you some good
advice."
The Mulla said in a disgusted tone,
"No thanks, IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY, I DON'T GUESS YOUR ADVICE IS WORTH
ANYTHING, SIR."