The lady contributed to Mulla Nasrudin
on crutches, but could not resist the temptation to preach to him.
"It must be terrible to be
lame," she said, "but think how much worse it is to be blind."
"That's right, Lady," said
the Mulla. "WHEN I WAS BLIND, PEOPLE KEPT PASSING COUNTERFEIT MONEY OFF ON
ME."