Mulla Nasrudin
was talking to a woman and saying great things, was getting very romantic. He
was saying,
"Your eyes -- never, never have they happened before. And your face -- it
is just like the moon. And the glow that
surrounds you, and the vibe that you create -- it is the most beautiful thing
that has ever happened."
And he went on and on.
And, of course,
as women are very practical, the woman asked,
"Are you going to marry me,
Nasrudin?"
Nasrudin
said, "Please, don't change the subject!"