1.
Go to Heaven for the
climate, Hell for the company.
2.
A banker is a fellow
who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the
minute it begins to rain.
3.
Courage is resistance to
fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
4. A man cannot be
comfortable without his own approval.
5. There are lies, damned
lies and statistics.
6. It is better to remain
silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
7.
If you tell the truth
you don't have to remember anything.
8. Often it does seem
a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
9.
The difference between the
right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a
lightning bug.
10.
Of
all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that
inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.